Sunday, July 17, 2005

2.3 "Thank you my American friends."


The Big Neil Newsletter, Series 2, Volume 3

Today's headlines:

1. Graduate School is Like, Hard and Stuff

2. Big Neil's Newest Prized Possession is Little Plastic ID Card that Says He Goes to Harvard

3. Big Neil Misses You

1. Graduate School is Like, Hard and Stuff

Last I wrote, I was quaking in anticipation of my first day of school. I was scared for good reason. Graduate school is like, hard and stuff.

Six days a week we kick off the day with a rockin' three and a half hour acting class. Our teacher Romon is exceptional, but it's truly thanks to our interpreter Tatiana that we learn anything at all. Romon teaches in Russian, and the only English phrases he mutters are "OK" (maybe that one's international?) and at the end of every class, "Thank you my American friends." It's a nice goodbye, but there's something oddly chilling about it. Romon's teachers' teachers' were students of Stanislavksi himself, so naturally I am swallowing up every pearl of wisdom just as quickly as it can get from Romon's brain to Tatiana's mouth to my ear.

We're hard at work at learning Russian, which is apparently going to be no small feat. Truly, it wouldn't be that challenging if it weren't for that whole pesky 'grammar' thing. The alphabet was what initially scared me, but it's turned out to be fun and relatively easy to learn with time- although to read I still have to 'decode' each letter and sound the word out bit by bit. It really is weird how the Russian alphabet shares letters with our alphabet, but most of them have different sounds. 'H,' for example, sounds like 'N,' and the backwards 'N' in their alphabet sounds like 'EE.' There is also a letter in Russian that looks like a lowercase 'B,' but sounds something along the lines of "ewwulh." Our attempts to master that baffling pronunciation sounds like a classroom of people about to vomit, and sends our teacher (also, coincidentally named Tatiana) into peals of red-faced laughter.

Voice class is the most foreign to me, since I've never been trained in voice before. We begin with breathing, something I apparently mistakenly thought I already knew how to do. The subject matter defies vocabulary, so in order to grasp the concept, we spend hours lying on the floor with our eyes closed, trying to imagine our feet swelling with every breath and concave membranous kites undulating in our pelvic region. I'm as confused as you are.

Theatre History so far has been Russian history, which is just fine with me- I find it all interesting.

But the true butt-kicker has been Movement. We knew our teacher, Andrei Dreznin, was somewhat of a legend in Russia, and the creator of a whole system of movement, so we expected a ripplingly-muscled handlebar-mustached man to come bounding into the room on the first day of class. Instead we were greeted by a soft-spoken RAIL-thin older gentleman in a three-piece wool suit (in July, I might point out). I think I would have preferred the strongman. With his thick accent and calm demeanor he talks us into a series of contortions, stretches, and acrobatics that turn me into an immobile puddle of sweat sprawled out on the floor at the end of every class. Truly, it's harrowing how much pain you can put yourself through in the name of fitness and grace.

A monster of a schedule, in my opinion, but the teachers are all quick to point out that this is the summer term, which is by far the 'lightest and easiest' of our tenure here. Oh boy.

2. Big Neil's Newest Prized Possession is Little Plastic ID Card that Says He Goes to Harvard

Truly, it's fantastic. My face on a Harvard ID just feels like pure comedy. It's getting framed when I'm done with it.

Harvard itself has been a great place to get to know, and so far the people have all been friendly and fantastic. We'll see if that changes in the fall when all the snotty freshmen show up.

3. Big Neil Misses You

Truly I do. I'm making friends fast, but at the end of the day, I still feel pretty alone up here. Your friendly notes have done a lot for my spirits!

Thanks so much for your love and interest!

Yours,

Neil

Thursday, July 07, 2005

2.2.2 The Grill.... MASTER!


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Notice the insert with my beautiful burgers...

2.2.1 What a beauty. Monica looks good too.


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Monica and I didn't let T crowds and no tickets to Fenway spoil our afternoon.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

2.2 "Get out of the bronze age already."


The Big Neil Newsletter, Series 2, Volume 2

Today's headlines:

1. The Big Neil Newsletter Goes the Way of the Blog!

2. Boston Does the Fourth of July Right: Too Many Sweaty, Drunk People in Too Little Space

3. Big Neil Bewilders New Housemates with the Gift of "A Taste of Sri Lanka"



1. The Big Neil Newsletter Goes the Way of the Blog!

After a few subscribers exhorted me to get out of the bronze age already, I relented and set up this next generation of Big Neil Newsletters online. Now, subscribers have options: 1. Continue to receive the full text of each newsletter, right in your inbox. This is the default choice, so you needn't do a thing. 2. Receive an email with a link to the blog every time it has been updated. Simply let me know if you prefer this, and I will accomodate. 3. Unsubscribe from the email list, and visit the blog on your own, checking for updates as you like. Let me know, and I will remove you from the email list.

What's the benefit for visiting the BNN in blog form? Well, besides a cooler looking design, you get pictures! And you can make public comments on each entry if you like. And you'd be part of the cutting-edge hip blogger scene. Because sending mass emails is soooo 2003.

The link is, appropriately: http://ilovebigneil.blogspot.com/.

2. Boston Does the Fourth of July Right: Too Many Sweaty, Drunk People in Too Little Space

A few classmates of mine and I thought it would be fitting to go to Fenway Park on Sunday to observe America's pastime as the Red Sox took on the Blue Jays. What we ended up observing, however, was the inside of a T train filled to the brim with swarthy Red Sox fans, who were all eyeing my classmate Aaron with furrowed brows- he opted to go to the game in full Blue Jays regalia, down to the pristine MLB-authorized jersey. When we finally made it out of the train, we spent the afternoon on the sun-drenched sidewalk, 'striking out' when it came to finding tickets. When we eventually decided to give up and head home, well into the fourth inning, the lowest priced tickets available were $90. We had fun anyway!

Yesterday, the fourth, was much more successful, but would bring even more bouts of wall-to-wall sweaty people. My classmates Nikki and Aaron (yes, the wacky nut who goes to Fenway in a Blue Jays jersey) hosted a barbecue, and I was appointed to my favorite position: grill master. We feasted well on sloppy hamburgers, hot dogs, corn on the cob, and toasted marshmallows. Many classmates of mine showed up, as well as second-years and other people in A.R.T.'s employ. Before we knew it, the back porch was a sardine can of engorged, glutted actors.

At that point we decided to abandon the pit of empty beer cans, soggy chips, grease-spattered paper plates and head off as a small army in search of fireworks. We walked along the river on Memorial Drive for what had to be three miles or more, just in time to witness the fireworks in all their glory. And truly, they were spectacular. The biggest ones were so enormous they filled my entire field of vision and my body rattled with each blast. I couldn't resist looking behind me a couple of times to look at the sea of faces in the flickering light, each one held fast in rapturous attention. For a moment, I felt truly patriotic- part of a grand, unified family- and then a classmate yelled in my ear, "Woah, look at those ones, they're like giant radioactive sperm!"

On the way back, Monica and I spent over an hour stuck underground on the T in between Central Square and Harvard. It was packed in tighter than the day before, and a couple people passed out from the heat and lack of oxygen. The guy behind me had a case of 'train rage.' We should have walked the whole way.

3. Big Neil Bewilders New Housemates with the Gift of "A Taste of Sri Lanka"

In an effort to win over my housemates, tonight Monica and I decided to cook dinner for everybody. One of them is a vegetarian, and if I've cooked for you before, you'll remember that it had meat in it. Luckily, for Christmas last year my sister sent me a cornucopia of Indian and Sri Lankan spices, sauces, and unclassifiable substances, with a handmade book of recipes. In truth, I had been nervous to attempt the cuisine before, but tonight we were richly rewarded (thanks to the quality and exactitude of my sister's recipes, not to any particular cooking prowess on my part). We had tomato curry, masoor dal, and thel dala. I feel worldly.

My housemates Christine, Margaret, and Eliza (Harvard grad students all) seemed to have a good time. That's a good thing, because tomorrow A.R.T. begins and I'm unlikely to see much of them ever again.

4. In Conclusion

It's safe to say that I am pretty scared about beginning school tomorrow. At the same time, I'm impatient to get started. I'm like the guy who's been standing in line forever waiting to bungee jump.

I miss my family and friends (all of you). At the same time, I'm really liking my classmates. I guess they'll be my family for the next two years.

On Thursday Monica leaves to join her friends for a vacation in New Orleans. I don't know when we'll be in the same place next, but it's likely a long time from now. I'll miss her something FIERCE.

Let's hope my next newsletter is not a blubbering mass of emotional jelly.

Thanks for all your emails and words of encouragement!!

Love and affection,

Neil